I was getting on the train the other day when I realized my belt didn't match my shoes: Brown shoes, black belt. I was wearing a suit, so this was a [...]

The only thing that gives me the strength to put up Christmas lights is the fact that the holiday season comes but once a year. Putting up the lights is my [...]

Is there anything in the human psyche more irrational than nostalgia? Is nostalgia ever just objectively, factually accurate? Today, I am thinking about the typewriter. And the crazy people that want [...]

The older I get, the less I listen to music. Which would be fine, except that my brain has degraded to the point where I’m having trouble understanding why anyone listens [...]

Lucy has taken to sleeping in. I get it - who actually wants to get out of bed? It’s like a hot shower. Has anyone in the history of water ever [...]