By | 2018-08-22T12:04:11+00:00 August 22nd, 2018|

New puppies, much like Gremlins and teen vampires, tend to be lovely creatures by day and terrifying after dark. (I write these words, as you might imagine, bleary-eyed and disoriented from [...]


By | 2018-08-08T08:36:49+00:00 August 8th, 2018|

There’s a hole in my shoe. Not in the sole, either, though that’s its own nightmare – you’re walking through a downpour in NYC in shiny dress shoes and suddenly one [...]


By | 2018-07-18T07:36:32+00:00 July 18th, 2018|

Well, I spilled mustard on my shirt this morning. Not the Dijon stuff either, but French’s, with that four-alarm-yellow that made it look like somebody sprayed me with plutonium. The mustard [...]

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