This is how I know there are robots living among us: Because every once in a while you run into a person who says something to the effect of “I’m really [...]

You think you know YouTube, right? Well lemme tell you something: YouTube is like those robot traffic cops in science movies where all they do is bumble around at intersections until [...]

I’m really bad at giving directions. Not because I’m too vague, but because I’m far too specific. For example, to get to town from our house, it’s easy: Left out our [...]

Look at this drink, people. This drink has candy in the drink.  I'm not, like, offended by this or anything. Would I want to drink it? No, I would not. But [...]

I imagine that in the earliest days of human education – like, the teacher is standing up there in a leopard skin tunic with crazy hair and waving around a petrified [...]